Not since Strokahontas and Suckable has a porn name caught my attention like that of Adrenalynne. It seems like it is a new breed of porn name, half-WWE and half-old school porn naming convention, in which every name has to end with -lynn, -lee, or -sohoth*.But I will let director/performer Tee Reel tell you the rest, because I have become incoherent. Read his press release after the gap.
"Adrenalynn Lighthouse Talents newest scarlet shoots her first B/G interracial scene for director Tee Reel’s “Get Reel” this 5’3 former ballet dance r and stunning beauty sets the screen on fire in a hot scene with Nat Turnner. Tee was happy to get her in his new action movie where she plays the sister of the lead assassin. Originally from Texas Adrenalynn says she always had a desire to get into the adult business. “I was happy to have her in the movie this girl is smart ,sexy and can act. It was great shooting her and I hope to work with her again soon."
It is not lost on me that I have never heard from Suckable or Strokahontas again. I hope that Adrenalynne's name does not overwhelm her career. I don't think it will; she seems to have spirit.
Previously: I am the world's greatest porn director; Lighthouse 1, Hansen's Disease 0; I <3 Suckable; Meet Strokahontas
See also: Lighthouse Talent
*we need more Lovecraft porn
Labels: adrenalynne, agency, because, lighthouse talent, lovecraft, noms de porn, tee reel
posted by Gram the Man
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007 
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Anonymous said...
- Wait, she was a ballet dancer? With those bolt-ons? Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, who did she dance for? The Spearmint Rhino Ballet Company?
- Tuesday, August 28, 2007
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Christopher said...
- What a sexy face... but what a horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE pair of bolt-ons. Yipe.
- Wednesday, August 29, 2007
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Gram the Man said...
- i'm wondering, since today (8/29) is Michael Jackson's birthday, if my website might have been used as a means of unveiling his new look. "Alien" and "bolt-on" seem weirdly evocative of his nature, and the eyebrows are a dead giveaway.
- Wednesday, August 29, 2007
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Anonymous said...
- Please phoney tits and shaven pussy is completely fucked and who's the negro?
- Friday, November 02, 2007
Post a Comment Links to this post:And anonymous... me thinks that the lady had those alien boobs welded onto her chest post-ballet.
Also, if I drank milk, "Spearmint Rhino ballet company" would make it come out of my nose.
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