Everywhere I go, I hear about Amber Peach's vagina. Most recently I was at the Playboy Mansion, and Cousin Stevie asked, "You know who has the best vagina? Amber Peach."Read more about it after the gap.
I was able to corner Peach's vagina at a recent Vivid shoot (more on that later), and we had the following conversation. Peach acted as her vagina's interpreter.
"So Cousin Stevie is a big fan," I said.
"Yes," Peach said. "We can be at dinner, and he'll turn to someone and say, 'You know who has the best vagina?'""Does he say it when his wife is around?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. Cousin Stevie's wife is beloved of everyone who meets her. My own wife watched Mrs. Cousin Stevie counsel a man out of marrying beneath him at the Playboy Mansion's co-ed bathroom.
Peach explained that her vagina is very much like a peach, which is why she chose her name, Amber.
"Well, what do you think of your vagina?" I probed.
"At first I thought it was weird," she said.
"I'll need to see it," I said. Because I'm a visual person.
"Here it is!" she said."NOW THAT'S A GREAT VAGINA."
I told a bunch of people at Carl's Jr. later. I couldn't help it.
Previously: Look at this photo while you listen to Amber Peach; Hunters gather funds, but don't hit lotto at Grotto; Pussy Party: Day rate plus anal
See also: Amber Peach
Labels: "set visits", amber peach, fotos, vagina
posted by Gram the Man
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Monday, August 06, 2007 
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Jim Beam said...
- Ryder Skye has the BEST vagina in porn. Ask anyone that has worked with her! I love that thing!
- Tuesday, August 07, 2007
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Gram the Man said...
- I appreciate your comment, Mr. Beam. Maybe they should put them together and make the SuperVagina?
- Tuesday, August 07, 2007
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Andrew said...
- Actually, you need five vaginas to construct Vagtron. I recommend an advertising-intensive web poll to determine the remaining three.
- Wednesday, August 08, 2007
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Gram the Man said...
- Advertising-intensive, eh? I like the way you think.
- Wednesday, August 08, 2007
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Andrew said...
- Hey, since Hillary Clinton is now publicly defending her lobbyist bankroll, I see no reason why you can't follow suit. And adopting professional sports teams' sponsorship model is easier than requiring that all votes be written on ten-dollar bills sent through the mail.
- Thursday, August 09, 2007
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Dean Moriarty said...
- I would totally get behind the Pawtucket Red Sox with "Porn Valley Observed" on their team jerseys. Gram is the Commissioner of the Triple A ball club that is porn.
- Thursday, August 09, 2007
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