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Thursday, June 28, 2007
Porn Week's Czechs for Cash
 The idea of paying to stay in close proximity to porn ladies, eat dinner with them, watch them cavort, and get very close to them while they engage in sex acts on film is the raison d'etre of Porn Week, the brainchild of Scots director Gary Gazzman.The closest many people get to the performers they crave is often a convention like Erotica L.A. or the AVN show in Las Vegas and, when you think about it, fans have a much more visceral reaction to Sunny Lane and Ava Vincent than they do to Nicole Kidman and Tom Hanks, who would never give them long hugs or even be in a place where they could be on view for hours at a time. In high heels. And smelling like melon body spray. So the money hardcore fans pay for a ticket to these shows is chickenfeed compared to how much they shell out for DVDs and VOD and magazines. But what of the fan who wants to take it a little further?  When I was in Las Vegas this year I attended a Porn Week party hosted by Gazzman and Ric Williams, of the late Black Widow Talent Agency. A number of well-heeled and polite gentlemen, mostly from the United Kingdom, were gathered in a house in a gated community just outside the city limits. Drink flowed and a bevy of naked 18-,19-, and 20-year-olds ran up and down the carpeted stairway, then fucked on a pool table.Had this been a party at my old fraternity, Zeta Zeta Tau (the ZZ Top fraternity), these ladies would have been lucky to reach the pool table. But the assembled blokes (in Britain they're called blokes) were gentlemanly. Probably because they'd all paid to be there and they didn't want to blow it. (Or they did, but they didn't.) Gazzman and Co. have announced plans for a Porn Week in the Czech Republic next month which will feature British bird (in Britain they're called birds) Poppy Morgan. The festivities will take place in Jana Cova's own Brno. This event will be slightly different in that certain attendees can participate in the action.  “I want to come to the Czech Porn Week event and discover the next big thing in the jizz biz," Gazzman said. "Whether that's a hot new director, a super sexy babe, or an up and coming stud. I'm throwing down the gauntlet for them to step up to the plate."*"We could get the next Rocco showing up," Morgan added. "A newbie porn stud and I could get to fuck him in his first scene." Porn Week vacations cost $2150 for single blokes and do not include hotel or airfare. I'll just say that when I was at the Porn Week event in Las Vegas the club soda never ran out. *Kiara Marie is very much alive in this picture. Very much. Previously: 2007 AVN wrap-up: "A fine spray of legitimacy" See also: Porn Week Labels: events, gazzman, porn week ¶ Thursday, June 28, 2007 
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I heard from a reliable source that Tom Hanks likes to watch his wife get gangbanged by up to twenty dudes at a time.
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