Each week I put away a few of the movies that are sent to me for mention on this and some of the other sites I write for. When I found Rob Spallone's Chocolate MILF with a woman named Delotta Brown on the cover, well, I knew I had a winner.The name Delotta Brown hearkened back to the sassy hootchie ladies that populated the blaxploitation films of the early 1970's. I know this because our school district was so poor we could only afford to rent Blackula every three months for assemblies instead of Channel One television.
But then I noticed Suckable. I have a feeling that Suckable turns everyone she meets into Groucho Marx. Observe:
"Hi, I'm Suckable."
"I'll say you are."
Suckable seemed charming. At one point during her scene with Byron Long she said, "Oh I have to return the favor," and he said, "You'd better sit on my dick."
But still I wondered: Why she had decided to call herself Suckable?
Then I saw it, and it was extraordinary.
I thought for a second that she was giving birth and that the child was exiting the way Superman flies.
Her clit looks like a finger.
Previously: My Big Fat Gang Bang: Corpulent Converge on Kat Kleevage; Your week in MILFs
See also: VCA Pictures
Labels: dvd, MILF, race movies
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Tuesday, June 19, 2007 
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