The National Association of Container Distributors has presented its Gold Award to Pipedream's Lover's Cocktail, despite my incredulity that such an organization existed."Oh, we exist," a spokesman for the 26-year-old group said, though I could not see him and wondered later if I'd dreamt it.
"I run a porn site, right?" I asked myself, again and again.
Returning to my inbox, where the press release about a container distributor award still sat, I realized it was true.
Packaging is very important. For instance, my sperm might be 98% motile with a tremendously fecund follow-through, but it's really important that my dick is huge.
Employing that principle, Pipedream apparently packaged its product so well that the Lover's Cocktails trumped 130 other competitors.
In other news, here's something else not related to porn.
Previously: Where everybody knows your lube; Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Fizz Soda-flavored lubricant (fleshbot); Publisher vets lube; Dildos and freedom
See also: Pipedream, The National Association of Container Distributors
Labels: awards, marital aids
posted by Gram the Man
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Thursday, May 03, 2007 
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