It's important in stripper advertisements that potential customers get an idea of the goods. It's only business.Eva Angelina, Courtney Cummz, and Nikki Benz will all be dancing in various venues across the country from May 17 - 19.
Above is the delightful Eva Angelina. Get it? She's stripping at North Hollywood's Blue Zebra and she's kneading her breasts together. That's what strippers do (also: slapping one's own ass to demonstrate wind resistance). Good for you, Eva! I'm going to rent that space above your head!
Next is Courtney Cummz, who will be fuckin' dancin' at Club Alex's in fuckin' Stoughton, Mass., Kid. Check it out! She's topless! The savvy gentlemen's establishment patron now knows what to expect! Alex's has become very uppity in recent years, I notice. I remember when it was just called Alex's and the buffet consisted of a punch in the head.Today I had to ask the elegant publicist Monstar if he would remember to send me pictures of his clients with articles of clothing removed. I am sick of people being so goddamn highbrow, even if they have pencilled brows.
Regardless, here is Nikki Benz, who you'll just have to imagine with her clothes off as she dances at the Spearmint Rhino in the misnamed City of Industry. I look at this picture and think, "What is she going to do, knit me something?"It is due to my Masai heritage that I have no capacity to think of the possibilities.
Previously: Lettuce from our readers, re: AVN 2007; Courtney Cummz takes work home; Jack's Playground 25
See also: Eva Angelina, Courtney Cummz, Nikki Benz
Labels: courtney cummz, eva angelina, events, nikki benz, strippers, WGL
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Wednesday, May 16, 2007 
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