Now more than ever, America's porn consumer is craving more drink booze parties in his adult entertainment.Finger pressed firmly to the pulse of an insatiable public (yes, I used that word twice today), Flashpoint Productions has released Spring Break River Rats, a collection of pornographic images relating to rivers.
This is an assumption; the pictures are kind of small.
What's important here is that the video promises more drink booze parties as well as more hot sex.
You might say:
"Grams, it's just a spelling error. They meant drunk booze parties."And I would say:
"So the booze party itself is drunk?"Then:
"Who says 'booze party' anymore? The 90-year-old janitor at Gram Ponante Towers, Autoclave, Helipad, and Sub-zero freezerium?"Then:
"It's not like it would be a drunk milk party."It frightens me that alcohol is being used to sell pornography. It really should be enough that they're in a river.
BONUS: The cover model seems to be some kind of gladiator. This movie is all over the place.
Previously: But is it good for the Jews?
See also: Sandy Bunz
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Thursday, April 12, 2007 
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