Other than the Newman's Own Dressing Reservoir, a few of the cafeterias at Yale, and fuckin' Foxwoods, dude, America knows there is no real reason to visit Connecticut - where the silent C stands for Quality.
Until now.
Pride of Saugus Tyler Faith this weekend brings a little New England credibility to a state renowned for its Smell of Bridgeport Sulphur Festival. Faith is performing at the year-old Rockstar Gentlemen's Club on Rt. 69 (you know it kid! high-five over body of cheerleader) in Wolcott. There will be one show tonight and two each on Friday and Saturday.
If you visit the club's website you can view a video with a catchy jingle about Faith. Faith has promised that any customer purchasing a lapdance who shows a ticket to the Frank Sinatra Jr. show at the Mohegan Sun will receive a free rendition of UnFAITHful Secrets.
(And just so you know, Connecticut is way better than Brockton.)
Previously: KSEX Awards: Meaty; The Prde of Saugus un-peeled; Jaws shark "not a fag"
See also: Rockstar, Tyler Faith
posted by Gram the Man
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Thursday, December 07, 2006 
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