Having not yet needed plastic surgery (though I plan to add a deck when I have the time), I can only guess at patients' love for their doctors.The following is a press release from Summer Haze's people that hypes her boob surgeon, the Florida Panthers, and unnamed airport strip clubs in Canada. It does not mention she is a porn performer.
Summer Haze is preparing to heat up Toronto as she visits the City December 19th – 23rd as part of her whirlwind tour.
One of her stops will be attending the Florida Panthers Toronto Maples Leafs Hockey game on December 19th at The Air Canada Centre. “My wonderful surgeon Dr. Gregory Albert http://www.drgregoryalbert.com/, who is part of the medical staff of the Florida Panthers, graciously gave me tickets for the game as a Christmas gift. I absolutely LOVE Hockey and I cannot wait to see this game with my friends and hit the town afterwards!” said Ms. Haze.I guess if you are a Summer Haze fan you are supposed to wander around Toronto looking for her this weekend, thinking nice thoughts about her plastic surgeon.
“I want to thank Dr. Albert for this wonderful gift, and am looking forward to spending a few days with some amazing friends and cranking up the heat in Toronto. Toronto has some of the finest Adult Entertainment establishments, with some of the hottest dancers anywhere. You all know my love for women so I will make sure to visit as many places as I can – you never know where I will be! I will definitely hit all of the clubs near the airport so fans should come out and find me! Look out Toronto, here I come!!!”
I called up my publicist, Michael Ninncompoop, and demanded he craft me something equal to Summer Haze's efforts.
Gram Ponante visits eastern seaboard, eats
"I am grateful to an advertiser on my site for making me think about Bucking Broncos while flying on United Airlines. I absolutely LOVE thinking about things while I eat and hit the can afterwards!" said Mr. Ponante.
"The town of Seekonk has a number of attractions, including what is known as the Action Track of the East. Bristol County, here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Previously: Summer Haze and the enemies of freedom
See also: Club Summer Haze
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Monday, December 18, 2006 
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