Screw magazine founder Al Goldstein was feted at his book launch party for "I, Goldstein" in New York. Here is Al's mission statement for the evening, as reported by Gawker:"I have not tasted pussy in a year and a half. So I'm going to ask you women out there to sit on my face and let me use your pussy as a breathing apparatus. Let me play a few musical numbers on your clit."
What? No takers?
There is a lot of evidence pointing to the fact that if it weren't for people like Goldstein, people like everyone in the adult industry media wouldn't have jobs, so perhaps calling him a cancer would be harsh. I cringed nonetheless when I read that.
(As you know, a gentleman never says "clit" to a lady; he says "cock nub/epi-stinkhole".)
See also: Team Party Crash: Al Goldstein Book Launch
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Thursday, November 16, 2006 
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