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--Wednesday, November 01, 2006--

Hannah Harper: Passion is to magma as squirting is to lava

When we last encountered the British Hannah Harper, she was searching for her Inner Whore. Now she is unleashing her Inner Passion in a squirting movie called Gush.

Hannah Harper Unleashes Her Inner Passion in Gush.

"I really didn’t know how it would turn out, but it came out great," said Harper.

According to the U.S. Geological Survey, molten rock below the earth's surface is known as magma while its post-volcano form we know as lava.

Harper's Inner Passion, like magma, transforms to squirting lava at a certain point as it leaves her body. What scientists do not know is exactly when that change occurs.

As you can imagine, proponents of the urethra-based transition are firmly sundered from the labia crowd. Naturally, the Bush Administration is trying to install a coalition government to reconcile the two.

Where were we? Oh yes. Gush also stars Angela Stone, Lexi Love, and homewrecker Cytherea.

Previously: Hannah Harper and the DSM-IV
See also: Sin City

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