...and virgin birth. A Cesarean section means that God wanted Britney's vagina to remain taut for the Grammening.I always thought it would be Christina Aguilera who did this first, in the same way I expected it to be Tiffany who posed in Playboy before Debbie Gibson did (neither went through with it, alas).
I was about to give Britney the benefit of the doubt, but then I remembered the words of an ex-girlfriend on our first date: "No one forgets to wear panties, Grams." (We broke up because she wouldn't convert.)
And, much as I'd like to believe otherwise, association with Paris Hilton immediately makes one a whore.
There. First mention of Britney Rears and Paris Hilton on my website, and I've lived in Los Angeles for six years.
See more pictures on Fleshbot.
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 
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Duke Santos said...
- HA! I bet there were Seagulls flying around at the time. Here's some more (related) Spears news: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516594/
- Wednesday, November 29, 2006
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