I was a judge at Cousin Stevie's 19th PussyParty yesterday.Q. Grams, how does one judge the pussy?
A. I always follow the United States Constitution, which is a sexy, sexy document.
The house was once rented by Cytherea, and I was treated to photos of how she left it. I asked the owner if I could take pictures of the pictures, but he declined. If the pictures were to be believed, it would have taken the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to divert a river through the place in order to clean it up.
"What is that?" asked a woman pointing to several spots in one of the pictures.
"That is where she let the dogs go," said the owner gravely.
Anyway, the house was beautiful once again.
Sasha Knox, in her penultimate performance, texted naked.
Knox, the most innocent-seeming of the group, also spent a lot of time exhausted from being tossed this way and that.
The German Ana Nova, hard at work.
Rebelle Rousers director Octavio Winkytiki was the set photographer. I busted him for betraying the alt lifestyle.
The German Ana Nova's leg, hard at work.
I became a fan of Cindy Crawford, who seems to enjoy what she's doing to Nikki Hunter.
This is hard to do. Have you tried it?
The Hungarian Clara G. She had the look of a runway model but was very jovial and not-insane.
My thermos stands proudly among the other sex toys used in the day's festivities. I will not say if it was used or not.
It is possible to hang out by the pool naked without a webmaster convention showing up.
There is nothing fetishistic about my work.
The action got so intense that at one point someone's arm fell off.Pussy Parties are great fun. Cousin Stevie fluidly manages an operation that would otherwise be like herding cats.
Previously: Pussy Party gallery; A patriotic Pussy Party; Day rate plus anal
See also: Cousin Stevie
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 
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