Doubtless you've wondered which Beatle each of the current Digital Playground contract performers would be.As the unofficial leader of the girls, Jesse Jane would clearly be Paul. She has taken on the burden of being the spokesperson for the diverse group, and her whimsical antics and superficially bubbly personality mask ruthless ambition.
"You say Goodbye, and I say Hello," demands Jane. "Hello! Hello!"
Teagan would be John. Her darker sensibility and wayward nature are perfectly matched with the Beatle who said, "The way things are going, they're going to crucify me."
"Goo goo ga joob," says Teagan, whose choice in partner also galvanized fans.
Jana Cova is the Quiet Contract Girl, and in addition to her eastern philosophies (Czechoslovakia is much closer to India than Van Nuys is) is most like George.
"You'll have to have them all pulled out after the Savoy Truffle," says Cova, who is adamantly Girls-Only.
Finally, Sophia Santi would be Ringo. A latecomer to the group, she often seems awkward but is that much more lovable. Her absence from the Island Fever 4 poster is reminiscent of Ringo's paucity of credits on any Beatles album.
"Don't pass me by," pleads fan favorite Santi.
(Tera, of course, would be Stu Sutcliffe.)
Read a review of Island Fever 4 here.
Previously: Pirates to receive G rating; Where have you gone, Kiki D'aire?
See also: Digital Playground
posted by Gram the Man
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006 
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Duke Santos said...
- And who would Pete Best best represent?
- Wednesday, September 20, 2006
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Gram the Man said...
- In that she was relieved of her contract? DEVON.
- Wednesday, September 20, 2006
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benny profane said...
- If you are looking for a quartet to compare them to, I might humbly suggest the four cenobites from Hellraiser, as most of these ladies have altered their corporeal forms with a similar level of compulsion.
- Wednesday, September 20, 2006
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Duke Santos said...
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- Thursday, September 21, 2006
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Duke Santos said...
- damn shame...she was the Duke's favorite too. What's next? County Fair appearances and/or signing autographs next to Butch Patrick?
- Thursday, September 21, 2006
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Gram the Man said...
- Butch Tera Patrick maybe...
- Thursday, September 21, 2006
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