A reader asks:Grams, three days without an update. What the fuck?Dear Reader,
Everything's groovy. You, of all people, deserve an explanation for my recent bloggial absence.
Are you familiar with the musical group Metallica? How about AFI? Led Zeppelin? Well Yours Truly was recently not chosen as the drummer for all three bands.
It may also impress you to know that I am no longer, nor ever was, Elizabeth Berkeley's husband. It's been a rough month.
Finally, I was not arrested, as has not been reported, for cock-punching (that is, punching with my cock), the New England Patriots' Cheerleaders.
Here is Dana DeArmond, yet again. She is one of the few porn stars I have had the chance to see naked and in person over the past month and a half (the rest were Cabinet officials).
Barring any other acts of God or leisure, I'll be right back here with a vengeance until Kwanzaa.
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Sunday, September 17, 2006 
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