Cum Fart Cocktail
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Dirt Pipe Milkshake

I was recently loitering on the set of Zero Tolerance’s upcoming film, “Girlvana 2”, when I was treated to a new addition to my cringewords by the beautiful Sativa Rose.

After finishing her scene with the equally majestic Dee and Penny Flame, she emerged from the set and was handed a bottle of Jagermeister by Michelle Avanti. During an exchange on the appearance of their ladyparts while being filmed for the Behind-the-Scenes viewing audience, Sativa announced that she was a sufferer of “Fat Clam Syndrome” and proceeded to demonstrate that fact for the viewers at home.

I once helped judge a contest to determine the most inventive term for the female genitalia (the winner, if you’re interested, was “Penis Flytrap”).Even with that experience under my belt, I can honestly say that I had never been confronted with the term “Fat Clam” before. It makes me shiver.

“Girlvana 2” releases next month.