you heard it here first folks!
Jenna is NOT getting a divorce! Please look at the following photo for evidence!
We all knew Jay rebuilt Jenna much like the Six million dollar man (we do have the technology) and he uses a remote control to have her make appearances when he isn't snatching out strippers hair.
So now that we all agree Jay "made" Jenna, why would he make it look like she was running around and humping midget rock stars?
Because they don't want you to notice they chopped off Kendras head and bolted it on some one else's body! Classic distraction ploy!
I'm sure they were seeing if they could get it to work in case any of Jennas parts start to degrade in the hot lights Lets be honest, that's why wax Jenna was made also
They thought putting a fighter in the pic would distract my watchful eye but no, that is the only reason I looked!! Kendra's head isn't even the same color as her body and they used metal bolts and duct tape to put it back on! Damn people I know you have better doctors than that!
On a non porn related note, if Tito keeps doing that dumb ass Rock eye brow thing I'm going to have Jay make a Pre WWE Ken to kick Tito's ass. Tito would never see a robot Ken coming! Laugh at that!Also you gotta love the dude who was like "cool it's Jenna and Tito I'm gonna give her bunny ears!"
Jenna's MySpace
Tito's MySpace
Dave's MySpace
Kendra's MySpace (insert your own token joke)
and to prove I just don't sit on my MySpace all damn day
Replacement Parts
Waxy Build up
Ken Shamrock MMA record
Tito Ortiz MMA record
you can send your "your so mean to Jenna" e-mail by clicking here
posted by Kami Andrews
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Wednesday, August 09, 2006 
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