I have a page on my site of things that I have heard on porn sets or from porn performers. I had to write them down to document the absolute surreal experience of being around this group of people. things likeStripper 1 "Did you fuck him?"
Stripper 2 "yes"
Stripper 1 "Well did you know he had an STD"
stripper 2 "If he didn't he does now"
when I used to hear these things I would write them down in astonishment. But my Quotes have gone un updated, because all that weirdness started to become normal to me. Ya so basically don't invite me to the wedding cause I say shit like "Hookin aint got a 401K"
Well at any rate I have found a new group of people that can shock me. Midwesterners.
For example I heard this:
"I was in the changing room with my mom, and when she took off her pants it looked like she had a negro in a headlock! She saw me looking and said "What you don't like my thighburns"
We were also a dancer short and when Kimi called the replacement she was told "No way! It's the Corn Festival"
Man If I had known about the corn Festival I would have asked off first!
I'll be In Miami the next 4 days shooting bondage then I'm going to Lubbock Texas to feature. I have even money says I get some good quotes in Texas!
Picture is not me and courtesy of Tony Korleone
posted by Kami Andrews
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 
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