I suppose calling the movie Ass Craving-It Latinas or Craving-It-in-the-Ass Latinas would sound awkward, but Latinas Who Crave It in the Ass! sounds more like an article in the New England Journal of Medicine.Also, why the exclamation point? And why is Chiquita Lopez playing with her nipples when the viewer is supposed to be thinking about her ass? Why is her ass covered?
And everyone knows that there is an ambiguity in attaching a "Number One" to an ass-related movie.
Little-known fact: Put your right hand on your shoulder and your left hand on your right breast. That is the international symbol for craving it in the ass.
If I had my druthers (and who says I don't?) I would make a movie called Irish Girls Who Crave It in the Ass! (because they do). The only thing I would require of my talent is that each of them said, "Ay Papi!"
Previously: Come back to us, Mosura!; Report: Asians mentally sound
See also: Xotica
posted by Gram the Man
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Wednesday, August 02, 2006 
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