Like all members of the adult community, I am shocked and saddened that Pluto has been demoted to "dwarf planet" status.The current lineup, in order of average distance from the Sun, is Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune.
As Porn's Official Spokesman, then, I offer a few ways for adult personalities to remember the new planetary order should they be interviewed on Charlie Rose or Talk of the Nation: Science Friday.
- My Viagra-Enhanced Member Just Shot Up Noisily
- My Vagina Emits Murky Juices So U No
- Mesmerized Vietnamese Enthusiastically Maul Jiggly Stripper's Undulating Nipples
posted by Gram the Man
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Thursday, August 24, 2006 
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