The 50 per cent rise in crime in West Porn Valley, detailed in an L.A. Times article about Pulp Fiction-style "takeover" robberies at restaurants, supposes that the same gang is responsible for 50 of the heists, one of which involved a fatality.At no time in the three-year spate of robberies, however, has the Lamplighter been hit.
The four Lamplighter restaurants are the gathering places for Porn's notables, where deals are struck, and where dreams come true.
"Lunch at the Lamplighter?"
"Blow me."
"If that's what it takes."
I found it odd that porn's Algonquin had been spared all this time, until I thought that the perps are probably moonlighting from their jobs at affiliate programs.
Previously: Your Virgil through the porn Inferno; One is the gooiest number
See also: Takeover robberies
posted by Gram the Man
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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 
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Duke Santos said...
- I was just there last Saturday with Piper, eating a Scramble!
- Wednesday, August 23, 2006
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