Hailey and I fleeing the Paparazzi!
Hey Gram fans!
Ron Royster back to another Casual Friday here at Gram’s house of fun.
As promised, today I have some of my personal pictures for your enjoyment, but first I have Kami Andrews and Mika Tan's 6 Weird Things. It was due last week, but arrived yesterday, which make it before the deadline if you are PST (Pornchick Standard Time).
Mika Tan is a porn chick who is not only VERY intelligent, but is a wild ass dancer as well. Proof can be found on the opening and closing credits of Atomic Vixens.
She is the hardest working performer that I've met in the industry and I'm amazed at how nice she is to everybody.
1. My grandmother told me that my mother was doing LSD and cocaine up until 4 months into her pregnancy, because she didn't know she was pregnant -- which would explain at a lot of things. %-P
2. There are photos of me dancing at 9 months. Apparently, I started walking early and used to break into a run when I started to lose balance. After the second concussion, I was required to wear a helmet. I stopped after my first couple beatings in the 1st grade.
3. At 7, my cousin Tammy and I were seeing who could spit out cherry pits the furthest. My cousin was winning so I decided to shove one in my nose to see if it would go farther. It sure did...farther UP, landing me in the emergency room.
4. My older sister and I used to play Army vs VC (our version of Cowboys and Indians) with my cousins and I would always end up as the Vietnamese POW. When I was 10, they once duct taped me and tossed me in the bushes and then forgot where they tossed me. I heard my dad calling, but couldn't answer with the gag in my mouth. I wiggled out of the dense brush behind my grandmother's ranch sometime after dinnertime. And so was the beginning of my DiD/BDSM training. HAHA!
5. My grandmother used to own three massage parlors. (Yes, those kind) I grew up around beautiful scantily-clad women all the time. I had my 4th birthday party at one of her parlors and a photo has a woman in the background wearing just bikini bottoms.
6. I was a volunteer at the animal shelter in high school as a community service requirement for the National Honor Society. I ended up taking home 9 cats and 6 dogs. In handling the animals, I developed a strange rash, which was diagnosed as sarcoptic mange. The doctor advised I bathe with a flea and tick shampoo, which worked. The dermatologist said humans aren't typically afflicted with mange! I know I can be a bitch, but I still am not sure how to take that...
Kami Andrews is a porn star from Pittsburgh. She is a Pisces and has a distaste for people who send her penis pictures (I already TOLD you that I'm sorry, Darlin'.) But Gram swears I might get lucky with her if I have enough Barry White and PBR to wear her down with..
Goats are my favorite animal. I have always wanted a pet goat and to this day it's one of the few dreams I still have.
I leave my Steelers Belly Button ring in when I dance in Cleveland. it makes me feel less guilty about liking Cleveland.
I have a fetish for breath play
I really really hate having my face touched. It's a deal breaker.
The first 7 guys I fucked were named Mike.
I will never spend more than 39.95 on a purse.
I love taking picture so here's a few from my collection:
Where ever we went, trouble seemed to follow my crew members. From someone shooting at Buck in Las Vegas during AVN (complete with bullet hole in the rental SUV) to Chester who had women THROW themselves at/on him. This one was VELLY ANGLEE!
Ever wonder what kind of luxury digs adult film directors live in? Back when I used to be allowed over to Eon's house (don't worry, he swears we are still friends) and before he became the king of everything, I was lucky enough to catch this shot. The purple stuff on the right is his beautiful girlfriend Alice's attempt at a home hair dye job run amuck. I have a great shot of their cat, but alas, his giblets are hanging out, and I think I could be arrested by the FBI for that. In fact I'm deleting it off my computer just in case.....
AHHH, anyone who ever attended our Douche-less Karaoke shows would always be amazed when they stepped up to the bar for first time to be greeted with "Don't be bastard! Buy me drink and maybe we chubba-chubba later". I was lucky enough to catch her launching a scud on her co-worker who was pretty much, running for her life...........
Is Gram smiling because:
1) He's standing next to the prettiest girl in the world.
2) He's toasting her with a drink I BOUGHT HIM?
3) He just saved a bundle on his car insurance?
For whatever reason, I am obsessed with Jesse Jane's mouth. I would love to feed her some lentil soup.
Speaking of mouths, Lexy Foxx said her tonsils itched. Maybe it's because she's sitting next to Ron Jeremy.
Here is Lacie Heart. I don't remember even taking this picture, but later I became entranced by it. She was the inspiration for Atomic Vixens. I told her this when she showed up to shoot the movie and she calmly said "Great, but I'm not doing anal......."
When I used to make movies for Adam & Eve, I went to Florida to make Pornocopia. I got to employ my pal, Lil' Diva from Atlanta. EVERYONE fell in love with her. While filming the Cupid scene, she accidentally launched an arrow into the middle of a populated area. With any luck, I plan on taking her to AVN next year to re-enact that.
When I tried a dramatic recreation of this picture, Mika Tan put me into traction for the next 3 weeks. Sheesh, some guys have ALL the luck.
Benny Profane shows me on how to negotiate the particulars out with large adult video companies
If there is one thing my crew DOES know how to do, it's have a good time. Here they are accepting free drinks from the most beautiful girl in the world.
Mofo (blue shirt) was one of the first people I met in the adult business (even though he wasn't really in it yet). We have hung out several times and he's never punched me. He did choke me into unconsciousness once, but he swears it was an accident.
This concludes my Casual Friday's reports for now. Gram will be back next week so we'd better start cleaning up now.
Previously:Casual Fridays part I, Casual Fridays Part II
Ron Royster back to another Casual Friday here at Gram’s house of fun.
As promised, today I have some of my personal pictures for your enjoyment, but first I have Kami Andrews and Mika Tan's 6 Weird Things. It was due last week, but arrived yesterday, which make it before the deadline if you are PST (Pornchick Standard Time).
Mika Tan is a porn chick who is not only VERY intelligent, but is a wild ass dancer as well. Proof can be found on the opening and closing credits of Atomic Vixens.
She is the hardest working performer that I've met in the industry and I'm amazed at how nice she is to everybody.
1. My grandmother told me that my mother was doing LSD and cocaine up until 4 months into her pregnancy, because she didn't know she was pregnant -- which would explain at a lot of things. %-P
2. There are photos of me dancing at 9 months. Apparently, I started walking early and used to break into a run when I started to lose balance. After the second concussion, I was required to wear a helmet. I stopped after my first couple beatings in the 1st grade.
3. At 7, my cousin Tammy and I were seeing who could spit out cherry pits the furthest. My cousin was winning so I decided to shove one in my nose to see if it would go farther. It sure did...farther UP, landing me in the emergency room.
4. My older sister and I used to play Army vs VC (our version of Cowboys and Indians) with my cousins and I would always end up as the Vietnamese POW. When I was 10, they once duct taped me and tossed me in the bushes and then forgot where they tossed me. I heard my dad calling, but couldn't answer with the gag in my mouth. I wiggled out of the dense brush behind my grandmother's ranch sometime after dinnertime. And so was the beginning of my DiD/BDSM training. HAHA!
5. My grandmother used to own three massage parlors. (Yes, those kind) I grew up around beautiful scantily-clad women all the time. I had my 4th birthday party at one of her parlors and a photo has a woman in the background wearing just bikini bottoms.
6. I was a volunteer at the animal shelter in high school as a community service requirement for the National Honor Society. I ended up taking home 9 cats and 6 dogs. In handling the animals, I developed a strange rash, which was diagnosed as sarcoptic mange. The doctor advised I bathe with a flea and tick shampoo, which worked. The dermatologist said humans aren't typically afflicted with mange! I know I can be a bitch, but I still am not sure how to take that...
Kami Andrews is a porn star from Pittsburgh. She is a Pisces and has a distaste for people who send her penis pictures (I already TOLD you that I'm sorry, Darlin'.) But Gram swears I might get lucky with her if I have enough Barry White and PBR to wear her down with..
Goats are my favorite animal. I have always wanted a pet goat and to this day it's one of the few dreams I still have.
I leave my Steelers Belly Button ring in when I dance in Cleveland. it makes me feel less guilty about liking Cleveland.
I have a fetish for breath play
I really really hate having my face touched. It's a deal breaker.
The first 7 guys I fucked were named Mike.
I will never spend more than 39.95 on a purse.
I love taking picture so here's a few from my collection:
Where ever we went, trouble seemed to follow my crew members. From someone shooting at Buck in Las Vegas during AVN (complete with bullet hole in the rental SUV) to Chester who had women THROW themselves at/on him. This one was VELLY ANGLEE!
Ever wonder what kind of luxury digs adult film directors live in? Back when I used to be allowed over to Eon's house (don't worry, he swears we are still friends) and before he became the king of everything, I was lucky enough to catch this shot. The purple stuff on the right is his beautiful girlfriend Alice's attempt at a home hair dye job run amuck. I have a great shot of their cat, but alas, his giblets are hanging out, and I think I could be arrested by the FBI for that. In fact I'm deleting it off my computer just in case.....
AHHH, anyone who ever attended our Douche-less Karaoke shows would always be amazed when they stepped up to the bar for first time to be greeted with "Don't be bastard! Buy me drink and maybe we chubba-chubba later". I was lucky enough to catch her launching a scud on her co-worker who was pretty much, running for her life...........
Is Gram smiling because:1) He's standing next to the prettiest girl in the world.
2) He's toasting her with a drink I BOUGHT HIM?
3) He just saved a bundle on his car insurance?
For whatever reason, I am obsessed with Jesse Jane's mouth. I would love to feed her some lentil soup.
Speaking of mouths, Lexy Foxx said her tonsils itched. Maybe it's because she's sitting next to Ron Jeremy.
Here is Lacie Heart. I don't remember even taking this picture, but later I became entranced by it. She was the inspiration for Atomic Vixens. I told her this when she showed up to shoot the movie and she calmly said "Great, but I'm not doing anal......."
When I used to make movies for Adam & Eve, I went to Florida to make Pornocopia. I got to employ my pal, Lil' Diva from Atlanta. EVERYONE fell in love with her. While filming the Cupid scene, she accidentally launched an arrow into the middle of a populated area. With any luck, I plan on taking her to AVN next year to re-enact that.
When I tried a dramatic recreation of this picture, Mika Tan put me into traction for the next 3 weeks. Sheesh, some guys have ALL the luck.
Benny Profane shows me on how to negotiate the particulars out with large adult video companies
If there is one thing my crew DOES know how to do, it's have a good time. Here they are accepting free drinks from the most beautiful girl in the world.
Mofo (blue shirt) was one of the first people I met in the adult business (even though he wasn't really in it yet). We have hung out several times and he's never punched me. He did choke me into unconsciousness once, but he swears it was an accident.This concludes my Casual Friday's reports for now. Gram will be back next week so we'd better start cleaning up now.
Previously:Casual Fridays part I, Casual Fridays Part II
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Friday, August 18, 2006 
I dated a girl in Pittsburgh who was going to Dukane to become a Doctor of Psychology.
Need less to say thing ended up disastrously.
That's the best I can do.
ron
PS: Work is Kami, when we end up hanging out, you too will be misspelling and mispronunciation words also in a PBR induced good time :->
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