Hailey warns the Paparazzi to let us be, Part II!
Hey Gram fans!
Ron Royster back to another Casual Friday here at Gram’s house of fun.
As promised, here’s other people’s 6 Weird Things.
Hailey Young is one of my favorite people in the industry. We have a 3 state relationship (Florida, Nevada and California).
1. I like to go to amusement parks for the gross food and funnel cakes, seriously I eat so much junk, thats my fav part of going, then i go on the rides and see how long I can hold all the food in before i get sick lol
2. I think I drink more cum than any other liquid;)
3. I have to always have my house super cold at night because I cannot sleep without my feather down comforter
4. I love singing karaoke but suck really bad at it!
5. I bought a glittery pink guitar for no reason and don’t think i will ever learn to play it
6. I love tomatoes and cottage cheese!
I'm just weird all around! Guess u will have to get to know me:)
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Cat Pee is a director. She got a lot of accolades for her behind the scenes on Atomic Vixens. Her new movie: Alpha 15: Reform School Girls has just come out on VCA.
She let Ron Jeremy finger her within moments of meeting him, which makes me wake up screaming at 4:16am every morning.
1. I was once a Probation Officer and almost got killed for calling one of
my clients "Snoop Doggy Dog on Steroids."
2. I get giggly when around pretty girls and turn into a sixteen year old
boy...Thus I have a very high rejection rate from the Ladies...My "Mo" has
zero "Jo" when it comes to girls...I know, I know...A lot of people think
I'm pretty smooth...But it's all a facade.
3. I have a third (undeveloped) nipple...[Back off with the ewww's bitches
'cause Donny Walberg has one too!]
4. I have a LEGAL prescription for GHB. (No phone calls please. It's ALL
mine!)
5. I had a vibrator LITERALLY blow up into a ball of flame, while using it!
The worst thing was not the cinders on my sheets, but that I didn't have a back-up replacement and still needed to get off!
6. I have a weird fascination, some would call it an obsession, with Bob
Saget.
And a bonus fact:
Ron Royster was my favorite roommate.
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Jennah Adams is the new porn girl in town. I like her because she keeps sending me emails that have innuendos that I may get lucky with her.
1. I like getting my tongue pierced. There's a lot to be said for having clean needles slowly popping thru that particular spongy flesh. I've had it done at least 7 times, and currently love my triple-pierced tongue.
2. In the fall and winter, I absolutely love to crochet my buddies these wild, furry, zany colored scarves. And, yes, they do wear them, though rarely do they match anything they own.. ha!
3. I like to play with people's pants creases. I know that sounds funny (and definitely weird). I'll show you when I meet you in person.
4. I like to turn vanilla one-line jokes into sexually explicit stories. For example, if we were watching "Windtalkers" and you made mention of one of the soldiers not wearing a helmet while diving for cover, I'd probably say something like, "Oh my goddess!! He's going into the foxhole with protection!!" and so on...... ;)
5. My cat, Flirt, has a pet dog, Bella. (Some of my childhood pets: a mallard duck named Missy, a chick-turned-rooster named Binky and a dog I got as a surprise for getting good grades when I was a little girl that I named Mona Lisa Mona Barkey.)
6. Whenever I'm down in Gilroy (Ca.) I HAVE to pick up a jar of pickled garlic. YUM!! I call 'em "spiceys." They're sooooooooo good!!!
7. This one's for good measure, just in case you didn't like one of the above... haha! When I was a little girl I used to catch bees with my bare hands and I did it for years. Don't know why. I kept on and kept on, until one day of them stung me. I killed the fucker and haven't touched a bee since.
kisses to your pink parts!!
J.
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Roy Karch is a director and a connoisseur of fine people. I must say as a Met fan, Roy, 2 words..........Bill and Buckner.
1- am an intense Red Sox fan.
2- I collect vinyl.
3- I am a Blues-man ie:blues harp player.
4- all the women i've been in serious relationships with have been sex-workers.
5- I started in this bizness as talent in NYC in 1970..
6- favorite spare-time activity...SLEEP!
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Leah Luv is porn starlet and looks great in Union Jack dresses.
6 weird things about myself:
1. I like to suck my toes and bite my toenails
2. I really like to bite people. Not like nibbling. I like to do it really hard until they scream. I like to leave my teeth marks.
3. I love the taste of blood. Every time I cut myself I like to suck the blood out. I could sit for like an hour just sucking blood out of myself.
4. I wear sweaters/sweatshirts when its 90` outside sometimes. I always feel cold.
5. I love to type. When someone has to type a document, I always want to type it for them. No matter what it is.
6. When I masturbate, I lay in my tub with my pussy under the faucet and let the running water beat on my clit while I choke myself with my wet hair. I choke myself until I cant breath, then I have these immense orgasms that cannot be explained. I can feel myself squirt even with the water beating down.
AM I WEIRD???
LOL
LEAH LUVCORE
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Mike South once verbally Bitch slapped me in front of a bunch of people. He told me to shut the fuck up until I was like him, an AVN Award winning director.
I can never figure out why, but he travels in harems of hot porn chix. Maybe he has money. I just hope #3 has NOTHING to do with #6.
1. Im pee shy...yup you read that right...I can fuck in front of a stadium full of people but I can take a whiz in a public restroom.
2. I grew up in a normal, loving family, was never abused physically, mentally or sexually...I know how weird is that...I feel like I missed out on something.
3. When I was in second grade I carried a .22 rifle to school. When I got to class I put it in the coat closet, on the way home from school I would squirrel hunt.
4. I never considered Jenna Jameson all that attractive
5. My ex wife was the legal assistant to Michael J Cutter, Clutter was Mike Thevis's lead attorney, If you are from the south and you don't know who Mike Thevis is you shouldn't be in porn.
6. The first porn girl I ever got a crush on was Melissa Hill. I shot her and Anna Malle on the same day it was both of them's very first scene. Melissa disappeared from my life after being friends for a few years, Anna was my friend ever since, God rest her soul.
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Miss Conduct is a fetish model and fabulous hair/makeup artist. I would say answer #1 wins most shocking answer beating out Mike South's confession of bringing a rifle to school. It was really a tie, but Miss Conduct has the nicest natural Sweater Meat (sorry, Darcy) I've EVER seen!
6 Weird Facts About Miss Conduct
1. She was abandoned at birth and then stolen from the hospital where she had been abandoned.
2. Worked the graveyard shift at a 7-11 in a VERY bad area when she was 19 years old, with a Maglight her only protection.
3. The Song Puff the Magic Dragon makes her cry hysterically, as do numerous unnamed others.
4. She's naturally blonde.
5. Can take down a man who is 3 times her size.
6. Hung out with Tiny Tim and got his autograph.
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Holly Randall is one of the best photographers in the business. I have a big crush on her and was hoping for an intimate relationship, but I can't get past the fact she hangs out with Lurk.
Hmmm, let's see...
1) I am selectively OCD. There are two cabinets in my kitchen that I am really anal about-- all my glasses and cookware match and have to be lined up/stacked in a particular order, and if someone, say, puts the mugs in there with the handle facing the wrong way I get really irritated. All the other cabinets, I couldn't care less. But it's when people don't put plastic trash bags in the cans-- now that really drives me up the wall.
2) I have to take a bath with some kind of domestic magazine before I go to sleep every night. My favorite is Sunset, but I also love Real Simple, and sometimes I'll even branch out into Country Gardens or Better Homes and Gardens. Part of me very much wants to be a Martha Stewart type person, but I think I'm just too lazy.
3) I hate theme parks and Christmas music. I hate theme parks because every time I've been it's either been over 100 degrees or raining, you have to wait in line for 3 hours for a ride that lasts 3 minutes, you have to walk miles to get around the place, the food sucks and there's no booze. I hate Christmas music just because it's annoying and I have to listen to different versions of the same stupid songs everywhere I go.
4) I have a serious fetish for Latin men as well as guys in glasses. Give me a handsome Peruvian in specs and I'm toast-- have him speak Spanish to me I'll have an instant orgasm.
5) I really hate celery. I mean, really.
6) I have an enormous fear of champagne corks-- once my mom's friend was opening a bottle and the cork went flying through the air and grazed my face, just missing my eye. Now when someone wants to pop a bottle of fizzy I will actually leave the room and duck for cover.
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Ruby Knox is an ultra hip porn chick who rides motorcycles. I fantasize about bouncing quarters of her stomach. She is also a great ally in a bar fight or tense negotiations with an adult video company.
1) i started watching porn when i was 9.5 when i got my first laptop for "school" it was dialup and i was always tying up the phone lines.
2) i lost my virginity on power ranger sheets when i was 17. the matrix was on.
3) i fearlessly fight men 3x's my size to practice my ninja skills on. no broken bones yet.
4)my first vibrator was a child's electric/battery powered toothbrush....i was 10 and did a search on vibrator ideas.
5) i have a fear of being in the shower alone unless there's music playing in the bathroom.
6) im a savage native from Alaska with Russian blue blood, which means ill scalp you while chugging vodka and laughing.
___________________________________________________________________
Eon McKai is the king of everything.
He swears that we are still friends.
He was too busy with his global domination plans, but was kind enough to send along a trailer for his newest movie, Girls Lie.
NEXT WEEK: Pictures from home.........
Previously: Last week's Casual Fridays
See also:
Ron Royster back to another Casual Friday here at Gram’s house of fun.
As promised, here’s other people’s 6 Weird Things.
Hailey Young is one of my favorite people in the industry. We have a 3 state relationship (Florida, Nevada and California).
1. I like to go to amusement parks for the gross food and funnel cakes, seriously I eat so much junk, thats my fav part of going, then i go on the rides and see how long I can hold all the food in before i get sick lol
2. I think I drink more cum than any other liquid;)
3. I have to always have my house super cold at night because I cannot sleep without my feather down comforter
4. I love singing karaoke but suck really bad at it!
5. I bought a glittery pink guitar for no reason and don’t think i will ever learn to play it
6. I love tomatoes and cottage cheese!
I'm just weird all around! Guess u will have to get to know me:)
___________________________________________________________________
Cat Pee is a director. She got a lot of accolades for her behind the scenes on Atomic Vixens. Her new movie: Alpha 15: Reform School Girls has just come out on VCA.
She let Ron Jeremy finger her within moments of meeting him, which makes me wake up screaming at 4:16am every morning.
1. I was once a Probation Officer and almost got killed for calling one of
my clients "Snoop Doggy Dog on Steroids."
2. I get giggly when around pretty girls and turn into a sixteen year old
boy...Thus I have a very high rejection rate from the Ladies...My "Mo" has
zero "Jo" when it comes to girls...I know, I know...A lot of people think
I'm pretty smooth...But it's all a facade.
3. I have a third (undeveloped) nipple...[Back off with the ewww's bitches
'cause Donny Walberg has one too!]
4. I have a LEGAL prescription for GHB. (No phone calls please. It's ALL
mine!)
5. I had a vibrator LITERALLY blow up into a ball of flame, while using it!
The worst thing was not the cinders on my sheets, but that I didn't have a back-up replacement and still needed to get off!
6. I have a weird fascination, some would call it an obsession, with Bob
Saget.
And a bonus fact:
Ron Royster was my favorite roommate.
___________________________________________________________________
Jennah Adams is the new porn girl in town. I like her because she keeps sending me emails that have innuendos that I may get lucky with her.
1. I like getting my tongue pierced. There's a lot to be said for having clean needles slowly popping thru that particular spongy flesh. I've had it done at least 7 times, and currently love my triple-pierced tongue.
2. In the fall and winter, I absolutely love to crochet my buddies these wild, furry, zany colored scarves. And, yes, they do wear them, though rarely do they match anything they own.. ha!
3. I like to play with people's pants creases. I know that sounds funny (and definitely weird). I'll show you when I meet you in person.
4. I like to turn vanilla one-line jokes into sexually explicit stories. For example, if we were watching "Windtalkers" and you made mention of one of the soldiers not wearing a helmet while diving for cover, I'd probably say something like, "Oh my goddess!! He's going into the foxhole with protection!!" and so on...... ;)
5. My cat, Flirt, has a pet dog, Bella. (Some of my childhood pets: a mallard duck named Missy, a chick-turned-rooster named Binky and a dog I got as a surprise for getting good grades when I was a little girl that I named Mona Lisa Mona Barkey.)
6. Whenever I'm down in Gilroy (Ca.) I HAVE to pick up a jar of pickled garlic. YUM!! I call 'em "spiceys." They're sooooooooo good!!!
7. This one's for good measure, just in case you didn't like one of the above... haha! When I was a little girl I used to catch bees with my bare hands and I did it for years. Don't know why. I kept on and kept on, until one day of them stung me. I killed the fucker and haven't touched a bee since.
kisses to your pink parts!!
J.
___________________________________________________________________
Roy Karch is a director and a connoisseur of fine people. I must say as a Met fan, Roy, 2 words..........Bill and Buckner.
1- am an intense Red Sox fan.
2- I collect vinyl.
3- I am a Blues-man ie:blues harp player.
4- all the women i've been in serious relationships with have been sex-workers.
5- I started in this bizness as talent in NYC in 1970..
6- favorite spare-time activity...SLEEP!
____________________________________________________________________
Leah Luv is porn starlet and looks great in Union Jack dresses.
6 weird things about myself:
1. I like to suck my toes and bite my toenails
2. I really like to bite people. Not like nibbling. I like to do it really hard until they scream. I like to leave my teeth marks.
3. I love the taste of blood. Every time I cut myself I like to suck the blood out. I could sit for like an hour just sucking blood out of myself.
4. I wear sweaters/sweatshirts when its 90` outside sometimes. I always feel cold.
5. I love to type. When someone has to type a document, I always want to type it for them. No matter what it is.
6. When I masturbate, I lay in my tub with my pussy under the faucet and let the running water beat on my clit while I choke myself with my wet hair. I choke myself until I cant breath, then I have these immense orgasms that cannot be explained. I can feel myself squirt even with the water beating down.
AM I WEIRD???
LOL
LEAH LUVCORE
_________________________________________________________________
Mike South once verbally Bitch slapped me in front of a bunch of people. He told me to shut the fuck up until I was like him, an AVN Award winning director.
I can never figure out why, but he travels in harems of hot porn chix. Maybe he has money. I just hope #3 has NOTHING to do with #6.
1. Im pee shy...yup you read that right...I can fuck in front of a stadium full of people but I can take a whiz in a public restroom.
2. I grew up in a normal, loving family, was never abused physically, mentally or sexually...I know how weird is that...I feel like I missed out on something.
3. When I was in second grade I carried a .22 rifle to school. When I got to class I put it in the coat closet, on the way home from school I would squirrel hunt.
4. I never considered Jenna Jameson all that attractive
5. My ex wife was the legal assistant to Michael J Cutter, Clutter was Mike Thevis's lead attorney, If you are from the south and you don't know who Mike Thevis is you shouldn't be in porn.
6. The first porn girl I ever got a crush on was Melissa Hill. I shot her and Anna Malle on the same day it was both of them's very first scene. Melissa disappeared from my life after being friends for a few years, Anna was my friend ever since, God rest her soul.
___________________________________________________________________
Miss Conduct is a fetish model and fabulous hair/makeup artist. I would say answer #1 wins most shocking answer beating out Mike South's confession of bringing a rifle to school. It was really a tie, but Miss Conduct has the nicest natural Sweater Meat (sorry, Darcy) I've EVER seen!
6 Weird Facts About Miss Conduct
1. She was abandoned at birth and then stolen from the hospital where she had been abandoned.
2. Worked the graveyard shift at a 7-11 in a VERY bad area when she was 19 years old, with a Maglight her only protection.
3. The Song Puff the Magic Dragon makes her cry hysterically, as do numerous unnamed others.
4. She's naturally blonde.
5. Can take down a man who is 3 times her size.
6. Hung out with Tiny Tim and got his autograph.
___________________________________________________________________
Holly Randall is one of the best photographers in the business. I have a big crush on her and was hoping for an intimate relationship, but I can't get past the fact she hangs out with Lurk.
Hmmm, let's see...
1) I am selectively OCD. There are two cabinets in my kitchen that I am really anal about-- all my glasses and cookware match and have to be lined up/stacked in a particular order, and if someone, say, puts the mugs in there with the handle facing the wrong way I get really irritated. All the other cabinets, I couldn't care less. But it's when people don't put plastic trash bags in the cans-- now that really drives me up the wall.
2) I have to take a bath with some kind of domestic magazine before I go to sleep every night. My favorite is Sunset, but I also love Real Simple, and sometimes I'll even branch out into Country Gardens or Better Homes and Gardens. Part of me very much wants to be a Martha Stewart type person, but I think I'm just too lazy.
3) I hate theme parks and Christmas music. I hate theme parks because every time I've been it's either been over 100 degrees or raining, you have to wait in line for 3 hours for a ride that lasts 3 minutes, you have to walk miles to get around the place, the food sucks and there's no booze. I hate Christmas music just because it's annoying and I have to listen to different versions of the same stupid songs everywhere I go.
4) I have a serious fetish for Latin men as well as guys in glasses. Give me a handsome Peruvian in specs and I'm toast-- have him speak Spanish to me I'll have an instant orgasm.
5) I really hate celery. I mean, really.
6) I have an enormous fear of champagne corks-- once my mom's friend was opening a bottle and the cork went flying through the air and grazed my face, just missing my eye. Now when someone wants to pop a bottle of fizzy I will actually leave the room and duck for cover.
____________________________________________________________________
Ruby Knox is an ultra hip porn chick who rides motorcycles. I fantasize about bouncing quarters of her stomach. She is also a great ally in a bar fight or tense negotiations with an adult video company.
1) i started watching porn when i was 9.5 when i got my first laptop for "school" it was dialup and i was always tying up the phone lines.
2) i lost my virginity on power ranger sheets when i was 17. the matrix was on.
3) i fearlessly fight men 3x's my size to practice my ninja skills on. no broken bones yet.
4)my first vibrator was a child's electric/battery powered toothbrush....i was 10 and did a search on vibrator ideas.
5) i have a fear of being in the shower alone unless there's music playing in the bathroom.
6) im a savage native from Alaska with Russian blue blood, which means ill scalp you while chugging vodka and laughing.
___________________________________________________________________
Eon McKai is the king of everything.
He swears that we are still friends.
He was too busy with his global domination plans, but was kind enough to send along a trailer for his newest movie, Girls Lie.
NEXT WEEK: Pictures from home.........
Previously: Last week's Casual Fridays
See also:
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