Chances are moderate to high that you've never touched Mary Carey's boobs. In my estimation, only perhaps 4000-5000 people have had that honor and I am amongst them. She stopped by my office recently where we had a discussion about her newly implanted breasts. We commiserated about the fact that weight loss frequently results in concurrent boob density reduction (a hard lesson for the naturally busty gal who wants to drop a few pounds) after which she invited me to touch them.