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PORN VALLEY, Calif. -- Noted legendary adult industry icon Gram Ponante will be speaking at the World Sex Toy Convention on Monday, July 17, at 2 p.m. in Universal City (not to be confused with Dolph Lundgren's Universal Soldier).
Ponante will be joined by Wired.com's Regina Lynn and Joel Tucker of JT's Stockroom to discuss sex toys and the Internet.
"What is the Internet? Who are sex toys?" ejaculated Ponante over a lightly-tossed salad atop Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, and Helipad. "All I want is to be left alone."
After parting ways amicably with adult trade publication AVN, where he was one of the most influential and respected people on the publication's editorial staff, he parted ways amicably with adult trade publication XBiz, where he was one of the most influential and respected people on the publication's editorial staff.
Hanging out his own shingle in 2005, Ponante now edits his own site, Porn Valley Observed, is a daily contributor to Fleshbot and XBiz, and recently embarked on a thrice-weekly column for Gamelink.
In his spare time, Gram drinks.
"Gram's views on the adult industry, however uninhibited by facts, are the most widely read of anyone in the dubious field of porn journalism," said equally noted porn visionary Loup Perch-Tounge.
Ponante's "Marital Aid Test Kitchen" appears regularly on Fleshbot and his own site.
After the seminar, Ponante will be available for toasting, cutting the cake, and all the traditional wedding acts.
Previously: Private introduces world's first hybrid synergy porn star; Whither Steve Banan?; Adult industry media to be electrocuted
See also: Adult Novelty Expo
PORN VALLEY, Calif. -- Noted legendary adult industry icon Gram Ponante will be speaking at the World Sex Toy Convention on Monday, July 17, at 2 p.m. in Universal City (not to be confused with Dolph Lundgren's Universal Soldier).Ponante will be joined by Wired.com's Regina Lynn and Joel Tucker of JT's Stockroom to discuss sex toys and the Internet.
"What is the Internet? Who are sex toys?" ejaculated Ponante over a lightly-tossed salad atop Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, and Helipad. "All I want is to be left alone."
After parting ways amicably with adult trade publication AVN, where he was one of the most influential and respected people on the publication's editorial staff, he parted ways amicably with adult trade publication XBiz, where he was one of the most influential and respected people on the publication's editorial staff.
Hanging out his own shingle in 2005, Ponante now edits his own site, Porn Valley Observed, is a daily contributor to Fleshbot and XBiz, and recently embarked on a thrice-weekly column for Gamelink.
In his spare time, Gram drinks.
"Gram's views on the adult industry, however uninhibited by facts, are the most widely read of anyone in the dubious field of porn journalism," said equally noted porn visionary Loup Perch-Tounge.
Ponante's "Marital Aid Test Kitchen" appears regularly on Fleshbot and his own site.
After the seminar, Ponante will be available for toasting, cutting the cake, and all the traditional wedding acts.
Previously: Private introduces world's first hybrid synergy porn star; Whither Steve Banan?; Adult industry media to be electrocuted
See also: Adult Novelty Expo
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