Never say that Penny Flame isn't a trouper.After a weekend in which Porn Valley temperatures reached 119 degrees, the "Why Are You Taking My Picture/Do You Make Money off This?" star is going to journey through cows, garlic, and dust to the Sacramento suburb of Rancho Cordova, where she will dance at Gold Coast Centerfolds for five nights starting July 25.
"If you know me then you know the chance of falling on my head is possible but you may see actually pull off sexy so stop by," Flame said cryptically.
"Rancho Cordova is like Los Angeles, except much farther inland, hotter, and hung with the smell of cows rather than melon body spray," reads the town seal in Latin.
The five-day weather forecast for Rancho Cordova boasts a 30 percent chance of combustion.
Penny Flame's doppelganger/nemesis, Copper Ice, will be dancing at the Weddell Sea's Mountains of Madness Gentleman's Club during the same time period.
Previously: Penny Flame's first camera porn
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Monday, July 24, 2006 
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