Oddly enough, "Ripe for the Pipe" was also the title of my vocational high school's yearbook.Colossal Entertainment has released Ripe for the Pipe 2, a celebration of European porn talent who are not yet world-weary and not yet willing to trade their honor for "a packet of fags".
That the cast pronounces the title "Reep for the Peep" only adds to its charm.
"Our customers told us they not only wanted us to revisit the Ripe for the Pipe title," said Colossal sales vice president Michael Glaser, "but (also) to cast it with the best Euro girls we could find."
I can imagine a typical call to Colossal's North Hollywood compound.
Receptionist: Corporate OfficeRipe for the Pipe 2 stars Candy, Renata, Chyanne, Nita Tiger, and Sandy Silver.
Customer: GET ME GLASER!
Glaser: Hello? At Colossal, we're always looking for performers who know how to give
us, and our fans, a good scene.
Customer: NOT ONLY DO I WANT YOU TO REVISIT THE RIPE FOR THE PIPE TITLE BUT I (ALSO) WANT YOU TO CAST IT WITH THE BEST EURO GIRLS YOU CAN FIND! STAT!
(click)
Glaser: Hello?
Previously: Industry fearful of Brazil twink dominance; Salad and Lutherans; Czech slams American asses
See also: Colossal Entertainment
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Monday, June 12, 2006 
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