As you know, I am America's Beloved Porn Journalist, as capable of having my heart broken as any of you, if not more so, as that tender vulnerability is what makes my musings on fisting and vampires so piquant.
A recent XBiz story on a thrice-weekly column I am doing for Gamelink perfectly expressed, I think, a certain ambiguity people feel when reading this site.
"According to Bodenhemier, Ponante will be able to set his comedic crosshairs on any topic he likes, as long as his columns are funny and make sense."While the Bodenheimier in question reported, under vigorous cross-examination, that those comments were taken out of context, they do offer what con men call a "tell". It's like Pol Pot came to your house and asked for a gardening job.
"Garden all you want, Pol Pot - just don't slaughter millions of Cambodians."
Usually the tell is much more subtle, however.
I am delighted to have as many outlets as possible carry my high-converting, value-adding, virally-significant words, but at the end of the day I just want what everyone wants - for Heidi to love me again.
Previously: Your erotic vision; Steveporn deathwatch; Job opportunity; Publisher vets lube
See also: XBiz, Gamelink
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Tuesday, June 20, 2006 
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