Jenna Jameson, the ClubJenna girls, and Jane's Addiction/Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist (and husband of Carmen Electra) Dave Navarro will be hosting this weekend's Erotica L.A.To be clear, Jameson is listed as the show's official spokesperson.
Since a spokesperson for Jameson's spokesperson could not be reached, how are we expected to get answers from Jameson on the event's grisly history?
Navarro is the show's co-host, according to some sources but not others. I don't know who to believe anymore.
Aside from Chi Chi LaRue and the members of Kiss and Gwar, Navarro wears more makeup than any man I've ever seen. As Jameson is also wearing more makeup these days, it is lucky that their co-hosting duties are being left murky.
For all I know, I could be hosting this event, too. (I don't know what to wear.)
My advice to you is that you should expect neither Jameson nor Navarro to carry out traditional hosting duties. If the sound is bad, don't complain to them. Don't ask either where the bathroom is. Don't expect that you and the other 4,000 attendees will be greeted personally by Jameson and Navarro, handed programs, and encouraged to ask questions.
I am left to assume that Jameson and Navarro will be hosting in a God Is My Co-Pilot kind of way; they won't actually be doing anything, but you would like to think they're there.
Previously: Everybody wants a piece of the action; The Erotic press release
See also: Erotica LA
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006 
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