Master and Mistress, a fragrance line that seeks to approximate your own pheromones, making you irresistable to yourself, the objects of your affection, and anything with humping capabilities as defined by the U.N. Council of Mating Animals, has invited Lorne Caplan to address throngs at this weekend's Erotic/Exotic wingding in New York City.Caplan "will explore the more well known pheromone/steroids such as Androstenone, Androstenol and Androstenediol along with relatively new pheromones such as Copulin, Vomeropherin, Estratetraniol, TRP2, V1R/V2R, Vaginal Alipathic Acids, Axillary Secretions. Mr. Caplan will put to rest the sexual myths of pheromones while enlightening the attendees on how pheromones work, what they do to the wearer and “targeted” individual and what to look for in the next five years with developments in pheromone science."Can you imagine how that guy smells, what with all those axillary secretions? Oh my God: hide your daughters. Will the cloud of genital pungence even thwart Batman?
Master and Mistress also provide pheromone-specific lipsticks and massage oils, so every part of you will make someone want to rub his/her crotch on it.
Previously: Erotic/Exotic redux; Return to Porn Star Karaoke; Craving Big Cocks: not Canadian
See also: Master & Mistress, Exotic Erotic Ball
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Monday, June 12, 2006 
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