It is well-known that the only way to accept cum as your personal savior is to guzzle it. No sipping, no slurping, no quaffing it out of a brandy snifter, just guzzling. It's the way King Arthur intended.Cynthia Pendragon has uttered the Charm of Guzzling in Cum Guzzling MILFs. Carbon-dating suggests this title is a compilation, but I'm not complaining.
People act like compilations are money-grabs by slackers. I'm all like, "All porn is a money-grab by slackers."
I am celebrating the birthday of my own personal MILF today, but I had to weigh in on this very, very important title because the King and the Land are One.
Previously: A Blowbang to remember; What is a MILF?; Are we our boxcovers?
See also: I'm drunk, Maximum Xposure
posted by Gram the Man
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Tuesday, June 06, 2006 
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