Sin City is re-releasing Michael Ninn's Black Orchid as part of its monthly "Classics" program. The 1993 movie stars Sunset Thomas, Ona Zee, Veronica Hart, TT Boy, and Ariana.A 13-year-old porn movie is roughly the age of a 25-year-old mainstream film, and as such is a valuable historical document. Look at the shaving patterns in Black Orchid if you don't believe me.
In 13 years, Veronica Hart has gone from hot porn star to hot comic relief (in Neu Wave Hookers) and other cast members have become debtors and rapists.
Schindler's List was also released that year. In the same 13-year period Ralph Fiennes transitioned from a Nazi to Lord Voldemort. That was also the year that a movie was made about Billy Ray Cyrus.
Previously: Slurpeez takes the safe route; Flower Tucci serviced by headless black man
See also: Sin City
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 
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