As you know, I get my porn for free, and so my understanding of its value is different from the poor slobs who have to pay for it. Porn flows through my life like a mighty river. I call that river the Pussissippi.Anyway, Entice.TV delivers high-definition porn (most recently running a promotion with Wicked Pictures) over broadband. It's like having the video section of iTunes on a dedicated channel on your computer or TV, but with much sharper focus. In addition, videos in standard or high definition can be rented for seven or 31 days, or bought outright.
Let's say you don't know me personally, and instead have had to rent or buy Wax Dat Black Azz. With a $30 annual membership to Entice.TV's service, you or someone dissatisfied with your ability in the sack can choose from several different channels of content at a quality higher than standard VOD and almost the same as a DVD one might rent or purchase at a store without running the risk of unwanted scrutiny from the elders of one's small town or shunning.
Previously: I will be your father figure; Stationary azz jiggle
See also: Entice.TV, Wicked Pictures
posted by Gram the Man
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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 
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