Jessica Jammer's sweet face and unfortunate porn name on the box of Sammy Slater's anal creampie epic Slurpeez is probably the hardest thing to "Only the true pervert can appreciate a movie where a guy cums inside a hot girl's ass and then the whore pushes it out into a glass and drinks it up," Slater said. "This is strictly for the hardcore degenerates out there."
Feh. "True pervert." Feh.
I would like Sin City's sales team to give me the name and address of each person who buys Slurpeez so I can travel outside a 100-ft. radius of such lightweights.
It might be that I'm just jealous every studio in town has rejected the terabyte of footage I've already shot of what will undoubtedly be seen as my masterpiece, Gram Ponante's Urine-Soaked Invalid Vixens Getting Dog Food Fucked Down their Throats by Disembodied Dwarf Cocks while Amputee Trannies Eat the Dog Food Shit through the Mesh Seats of the Wheelchairs the Parawhores Are Strapped in 2: Alt Throttle.
Slurpeez also stars Chelsie Rae, Samantha Silver, Haley Scott, and Britney Rears.
Previously: Gay for Double-A; Bait 4 something to 'bate 'bout; Smokin' Crack 2: The Sequel; Seymore Butts' Party Bus
See also: Sin City
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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 
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