Goddamn it, I need to start my own clothing line.I think I know what the formula is, too. It doesn't matter if the clothing is actually any good. All you need is a Kid Rock lookalike (or, in a pinch, Kid Rock) and a girl pulling her shirt up. Sprinkle liberally with people flipping the bird at the camera.
I'm sure if the war in Iraq was sold this way, I would be totally on board.
Launched in 2006, Strip Club Choppers is, according to its press material, one of America’s fastest growing parts, accessories, and clothing manufacturers. They also design promotional choppers.
Should I dump my business cards and get a GramPonante.com promotional chopper? I will need a half-shirted porn babe to ride it with me and punch out my enemies because I will be too busy revving up and giving people the finger.
Previously: Tera runs with motorcycle gang; Brittany Andrews to sell you; "Hello Angels..."
See also: Strip Club Choppers, Mofo Wear
posted by Gram the Man
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Monday, April 24, 2006 
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