The florid prose of her publicist nearly dismantled any excitement we might have had for Stormy Daniels' appearance in a 3-page Playboy Mexico spread. While there is no doubt that Ms. Daniels is a captivating person and tasty when naked, it appears that the guy she's got shilling for her writes with a hose.Using literally incredible phrases like "mainstream icon" and leading off with an unnecessary attack on Sharon Stone (what did Sharon Stone ever do to you besides show you what Stormy Daniels is showing you?), the release touts the metaphor-mixing "Instinco Basico: El Huracan Stormy" in a future/current/past issue of Playboy Mexico.
LOS ANGELES CA / COLONIA DEL VALLE MEXICO - While one "Basic Instinct" is currently dying a swift, decisive death in American theaters, prompting reviewers to weigh in with comments like, "this film isn't a disaster. It's a disaster of catastrophic proportions," a "Basic Instinct" of a radically different stripe is currently sending PLAYBOY MEXICO to the top of magazine sales charts across Latin America, thanks to Princess Of All Media & Wicked Pictures' contract megastar STORMY DANIELS.
This release damns with great praise.
Previously: jessica drake photographed head-on with a flash camera against an uneven and shiny purple wall; Stormy re-agrees with Wicked
See also: Stormy Daniels; Wicked Pictures; Playboy Mexico
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Thursday, April 06, 2006 
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