While Gram is off buying cars and struggling with a suddenly-disappointing PowerBook, I will be filling in as best I can.
Gram said I could write whatever I wanted for the meager paycheck he is giving me.
My favorite sites (other than, of course, the charming Ponante's Porn Valley Observed) are Violet Blue's Tiny Nibbles, Libby Lynn's Rollertrain, and Tristan Taormino's Pucker-up (though I understand the latter now hates my employer). My favorite director is David Aaron Clark, despite my better judgment. Gram sent me a list of the websites he reads daily; the folders are "Porn People", "Lovecraft", "Assholes I Know", "Jaws", and "Other". That's a peak into his life for you.
I will not say that I erased Gram's hard drive or wrecked his car, but I will say that stalking pays off. And I've got a rack that won't quit, as Gram did not say. I'll be around for a few days but continue sending mail to gram(at)gramponante.com.
Don't bother tracking me down; it was suggested I go to the Internet Anagram Server for a nom-de-porn.
Gram said I could write whatever I wanted for the meager paycheck he is giving me.
My favorite sites (other than, of course, the charming Ponante's Porn Valley Observed) are Violet Blue's Tiny Nibbles, Libby Lynn's Rollertrain, and Tristan Taormino's Pucker-up (though I understand the latter now hates my employer). My favorite director is David Aaron Clark, despite my better judgment. Gram sent me a list of the websites he reads daily; the folders are "Porn People", "Lovecraft", "Assholes I Know", "Jaws", and "Other". That's a peak into his life for you.
I will not say that I erased Gram's hard drive or wrecked his car, but I will say that stalking pays off. And I've got a rack that won't quit, as Gram did not say. I'll be around for a few days but continue sending mail to gram(at)gramponante.com.
Don't bother tracking me down; it was suggested I go to the Internet Anagram Server for a nom-de-porn.
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Wednesday, April 05, 2006 
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