Colossal Entertainment has of late diversified its portfolio. No longer satisfied with cheaply-shot anonymous gonzos like Drunk on Cum, the company has farmed some work out to Gay Brazil, which has responded with Rear Guard Soldiers."Featuring boy-on-boy Brazilian action that's hotter than napalm in the morning, Rear Guard Soldiers stars Andrey, Felix Lins, Alessandro, Alex Bad Boy, Bruno Ferraz, Gabriel Samyer, Renan Favregati and Bernardi Arony."Brazil, already the world leader in trannies, is now cornering the market on the condom-only homoerotic military. This is what globalization has got us.
"With Hollywood production increasingly running away to places like Canada and Australia," said invented industry spokesperson Tred Furbwell, "it is no surprise that our nation's twinks, trannies, and condom-only gay soldiers are left without work.
"These condom-only gay Brazilian soldiers are content to work without uniforms and, in some cases, will share a helmet," Furbwell said. "You don't see them buggering Donald Rumsfeld about it.
"I meant 'bugging'."
Previously: You're gonna need a bigger boat; Report: Jewelry-biting on rise in bitch population; Salad and Lutherans
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Thursday, April 13, 2006 
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