"Brian got busted on a narco rapHe beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, "Hey, I know it's dangerous, but it sure beats Riker's"
But the next day he got offed by the very same bikers." - Jim Carroll, People Who Died
We are hoping that those very same bikers won't be at Harper's Sports Bar in Northridge-on-Faultline April 3 when Tera Patrick, Sunny Leone, Nikki Benz, and McKenzie Lee host Bike & Hot Rod Night with the Stars.
The band will be Joe Walla and the Dangerous Men.
When I see Tera, I plan to tell her:
"I was coming back from a motorcycle classic in Sturgis, South Dakota, on my motorcycle on U.S. Highway 14. Just outside Spotted Horse, I ran into a deer. I had no chance. Even though the highway people had mowed the sides, they couldn't mow around the culverts, and the doe jumped right in front of the bike. I had a chance to say one word, "Fuck!", and then I hit it. I know this: If a bullet has my name on it, I won't be calling for my mother. But the only reason I'm alive and telling this story, is because of the big FL front end and that solid tire on my Fat Boy."
Previously: My Vivid visit; Report: Tera, Jenna, Pirates in awards-minting scheme
See also: Teravision, Vivid
posted by Gram the Man
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Tuesday, March 28, 2006 
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