Once, while living in New York City, I saw a subway ad for some whiskey. The picture showed a woman entering what was clearly a man's apartment after a date. The caption read: "Now that you've got her home, what are you going to do?"Under that, someone had scrawled "Show her my lesbian erotica of course!"
That is the only time I have ever found anything with the word "erotica" in it entertaining.
That said, there is an erotic erotica site called The Lusty Library which is sponsoring a dirty story contest throughout the month of March. The winner will receive a $500 Adam & Eve gift card and find him/herself in the company of the author of "The Newbsies".
If I won that contest, I would buy 25 Helmet Huggers and wait for the Shoggoths to come.
Here is my entry:
"Your wicked hot," said Xanderavian to the elf-maiden as he made a baby on her face.Previously: The erotic press release
"Do me, stud", she replide, getting hot.
Then the baby came out.
See also: Lusty Library contest; Adam & Eve
posted by Gram the Man
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Thursday, March 02, 2006 
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