Some will take limos. Some barely-legal types will have their moms drive, explaining they are to be dropped off at the El Capitan or California Pizza Kitchen. Hall of Fame director Roy Karch will probably walk because it's right up the goddamn street. The Bene Gesserit will doubtless arrive on sandworms.However people get there, hundreds will attend a party at the Knitting Factory on Friday to celebrate Kurt Lockwood's Decline.
Industry insiders have been predicting this for years following feuds and backdoor shenanigans, hateful blog entries, tears, and threats. Now that it's finally happening, Sex Z Pictures is throwing a party.
And they want you to bring girls. Why? To taunt him.
Party-throwing body AllMediaPlay hastens to add that I have it all wrong.
"The party is for Lockwood's movie The Decline of Western Civilization: The Porno Years. You're making it sound as if we're reveling in his failure."
"You're not? I thought you - "
"No, Gram, we're not."
"Oh."
Ron Jeremy and Samantha Ryan will host the event. I hope they understand that there not enough toothpicks for the amount of hors d'ouevres I plan to eat off hookers' clavicles. There will also be a Ladies' Ass-Shaking Contest. So bring a lady's ass.
Lockwood's band the Sex City Punks will kick off the evening, having taken advantage of Sex City's outstanding public transportation system. Mobile Sausage Parties will not be admitted.
Previously: We're all VIPs now; Adult industry spared
See also: Sex Z Pictures; All Media Play
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Wednesday, March 08, 2006 
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