If Scott Stapp and Kid Rock can get groupies, then so should Kurupt. Kurupt Uncut XXX, unfortunately, is a study in unrealistic expectations, as everyone in the rapper's entourage gets to Wax Dat Azz but him.I believe it is because of his Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Watching the music video made concurrently with the porn shoot, I noticed that Mr. K. has more tics than Nomar Garciaparra. In addition to his fastidious refusal to touch women, he keeps doing this thing where he wipes his nose on camera. Maybe that is why the sex scenes are left to other people.
Watching Kurupt and crew was like watching Lord of the Rings. Both were very entertaining pieces of work that had a single huge question mark. For Kurupt, it was "Why is the supposed star of this video never seen with any of the girls?" For Lord of the Rings, it was "If the goddamn eagles could fly into Mordor to rescue Frodo and they are impervious to the lure of the Ring, why didn't they save everyone the trouble and drop it in themselves?"
Read the review here.
Previously: Kurupt makes entertainment industry look tawdry; Crunkporn unleashed; 2Live Crew's Luke quits music; A man called Necro
See also: VCA
posted by Gram the Man
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Wednesday, March 08, 2006 
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