Press releases from Chatsworth Pictures are so entertaining that I fully expect their movies not to suck, when in fact ALL PORN MOVIES SUCK. Or did I mean alt-porn movies suck? One thing is clear: I still have the flu.Chatsworth Pictures' Gash Bash is the latest in the all-girl sex party model popularized by the Go Go's/Runaways videos I created in my mind as well as Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party and Shane's World's Slumber Party.
But Gash Bash promises something different. "Chock full of slapping, spitting, hair pulling, toe fucking, saran wrap asphyxiation, and dildo beatings, Gash Bash is not your mother’s lesbian flick," Chatsworth's Cram and Grip Johnson said. "But call your dad and let him know about it; that perverted old fat fuck will love it."
“I don’t know why when Jada Fire smacks a whore across the face with a dildo it’s called hot, but when Steven French does it it’s assault,” pondered Cram, “Thankfully the law is on our side.”
Gash Bash stars Missy Monroe, Victoria Sin, Jada Fire, Staci Thorn, Tyla Wynn, Kamila, Shannon Adams, and Nicki Hunter.
That's Missy Monroe in the corner. I need to save her.
Previously: Arch Enemies; Donkey Punch
See also: Chatsworth Pictures
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Wednesday, March 08, 2006 
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