Sativa Rose, whom I first saw in Whores Don't Wear Panties, is pictured here adorning a high-concept project called Pump My Tits, Fill My Hole.Sativa looks like Lindsay Lohan gone right, and she probably doesn't drive over paparazzi, either.
There is something that troubles me about this picture, however.
Like many people in this industry, I chafe against authority and I don't respond well to orders, especially complex series of them coming from boxcovers, so Pump My Tits, Fill My Hole starts out with a handicap for me.
This movie features people like Summer Cummings, Lisa Sparxxx and others donning some kind of suction device on their breasts while they are penetrated by other plasticoid things. How do you build a movie around that? Where is the conflict?
I don't get it.
I like simple commands, like Fuck Me Harder, White Boy, which doesn't so much sound like a mandate as a way of life.
Previously: Sex Trap: the sad state of our nation's nuns, Eye Candy: the 3.6 rule
See also: Maximum Xposure
posted by Gram the Man
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Wednesday, February 08, 2006 
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