Tawny Roberts (or someone who wants you to believe she's Tawny Roberts) proved the Internet works by selling her Lincoln Navigator on ebay.For the one $28k bidder, the winner got the title AND a dinner at a location of the bidder's choice, including Roberts' house, which was not for sale.
The auction went up on February 17 and closed yesterday.
The message was clear: the winner did not buy an ordinary car - "dinoucia" bought one in which famous asses have sat.
"This vehicle has only been owned by Tawny Roberts and has accompanied her to the AVN Awards show and driven everyone around including Briana Banks, Devon, Lexie Marie and Jessica Jaymes," the ad reads. Forget about the "4 wheel drive, Touch Screen DVD Navigation, DVD Entertainment, Rear monitor in rear view mirror, Heated/Cooling Seats, Automatic fold down third row, Leather seats, Cruise Control, 6 Disc in dash CD changer."
How much would it have cost to just have Tawny be my chauffeur?
The Kelly Blue Book rate for a private party sale of this vehicle is $25,595, so here's hoping that Roberts cooked a $2,400 dinner.
In any case, I haven't been this excited since I drove Missy Monroe's Mustang to get beer.
Thanks to Dependable Skeleton for the link.
Previously: No, I'm not selling my porn empire on ebay
See also: Tawny's Navigator
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Thursday, February 23, 2006 
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Benny Profane said...
- My '69 lincoln continental has not just had famous asses sit in it (I wish I could have italicized "in"), it has actually had famous asses FUCK on it. Thusly my continental is worth more, and besides, Zoe Matthews and I will bake the winning bidder a cake.
- Thursday, February 23, 2006
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donald9250 said...
- Check out these Asian-on-white (Asian guys fucking white girls) porn sites.
- Friday, February 24, 2006
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Kami Andrews said...
- man i wish all cars came with cake!
- Friday, February 24, 2006
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Benny Profane said...
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- Friday, February 24, 2006
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Benny Profane said...
- There is easily $3000 or more worth of pharmeceuticals left behind in my car... but it's all, like, earache medicine and strawberry ensure soaked into the upholstery.
- Friday, February 24, 2006
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I think the navigator buyer assumed he might fing 2400 in pharmacuticals in the car
So Veronica was wrong, the lincoln doesn't smell like death, it smells exactly like life:
solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
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