Tera Patrick has just received the "X" award from the Fans of X-rated Entertainment (FOXE), effectively retiring her jersey so that other porn stars can get a chance. The "X" is granted when a performer wins the fan-favorite award three times.Tera now sleeps on a California King mattress stuffed with trophies. "Sometimes it's painful," she did not say.
In Arizona, Jenna Jameson has just been named to Playboy's 25 Sexiest Celebrities and her MySpace blog has been ranked within the top ten for "peep"s.
"I now win an award with the same frequency that the polar ice cap recedes, in inches," she did not say through a publicist.
Picking at a Cobb salad in a trendy Hollywood eatery, Adam & Eve's and Digital Playground's Pirates accidentally grated one of its magazine covers over the hearty, leafy bowl. "I find that Empire is the perfect crouton," it quipped.
In other news, Chatsworth police busted a plaque, certificate, and Lucite trophy replicating facility by the train tracks. "We predict that adult awards will outnumber electrons by 2009," a spokesman said.
Previously: Tera begins open relationship; Desperate review; Pirates review; Jameson to not receive award
See also: ClubTera, ClubJenna, Vivid, Adam & Eve, Digital Playground
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 
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