It is traditional that movie studios on the other side of the Hollywood sign will release their stinkiest movies in February; that is why the porn world responds with some of its best deals ever.For example, did you know that 85 percent of the films that picked up AVN awards for the past three years have come out in February?
(Neither did I - I just made that fact up as a transitional paragraph, sort of like a starter wife, so that I could get to the real meat of this post after all this lead-burying I tend to do):
The brassy and destructive Kylie Ireland will be letting new subscribers to her website have the keys to her online store for the month of February, repeating a similar promotion from last year.
Ireland, whose site is re-launching on Valentine's Day, slammed her fists on the table when asked if she will unload useless product as part of her promotion. The dog hid under the table, the whip rack rattled.
"I've seen offers like this before, and they were always bogus," she said. "It turns out they're trying to give away the crap that doesn't sell, or they've got some cheesy ten-minute promotional disc. I wasn't about to do that to my fans. Pick any movie from my store, and it's yours."
Ireland has had a web presence for ten years, which is mind-blowing.
Previously: Kylie Ireland: contender, Kylie checks in
See also: Kylie Ireland
posted by Gram the Man
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 
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Kami Andrews said...
- I want to touch her wrong...mostly in her swimsuit area
- Thursday, February 02, 2006
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