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--Tuesday, February 07, 2006--

The Contractor gives good fountainhead

As a 32nd-degree mason, I appreciate all pornography involving the building trades and grouting. When I stand outside the Home Depot every Saturday morning hoping someone will hire me, it is often with thoughts that I'll be caulking alongside Austyn Moore and Carmen Luvana.

It is just my luck that in the first news I've had of them that didn't involve a pirate, the two Adam & Eve contractors are getting together for a movie called The Contractor.

Moore and Luvana have never done a scene together, though they've known each other for years. Each described sexual tension building between them in a manner reminiscent of the way I felt about my eventual but long-delayed tryst with Mariel Hemingway.

“Let’s just say it took several days before I could look Carmen in the eye again,” said Moore.

The Contractor also stars Taryn Thomas, Charmane, Tyra, and Evan Stone.

Previously: Luvana becomes virtual reality badass, First person shooter
See also: Adam & Eve

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