Mary Carey on the Rise is Cash Markman's introduction of the formerly big and sloppy starlet in her new, trimmed-down persona.As a big and sloppy person (I spilled cocaine all over myself at breakfast and still haven't had my topless New Jack City maid hoover it off), I felt an affinity toward the old Carey, but I am willing to suspend my regret long enough for her to spread her wings and alight hither and thither. You can't make me kill her spirit.
The movie co-stars Brooke Haven, Sandra Romain, Cindy Crawford, and Katie Morgan. You can see a trailer here.
Previously: Mary Carey becomes a wraith, Mary Carey not number one bimbo
See also: Legend
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