Penthouse is making an appearance at the AEE, hoping to regain a Vaseline-y toehold on the industry by avoiding copy like "Dear Penthouse Forum: Yesterday I was pumping gas and scratching myself when my old babysitter from when I was ten pulled up in a hatchback. You know what they say about hatchbacks! Anyway, we fucked" and instead going with the following:"Penthouse to showcase worldwide multi-platform."
What the hell does that mean? That doesn't give me an erection!
Well, you can bet I cried a big wet tear for the magazine that introduced me to Valerie Perrine, and I chose to not read about the Invitation-only Lingerie party, because Janine stole my underwear.
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Tuesday, January 03, 2006 
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